http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/25/D8MSJNO83.html
WARWICK, R.I. (AP) -- Class, from now on there will be no talking at lunch.
A Roman Catholic elementary school adopted new lunchroom rules this week requiring students to remain silent while eating.
Why?
...if the lunchroom is loud, staff members cannot hear a child choking.
Of course, the children are finding it tough to keep things silent in the cafeteria because the bubble wrapped, fire retardant, bullet proof suits, which the school has also mandated they wear, pops every time they lift their arms to put their drug-tested, nut-free, non-GMO sandwiches in their mouths...
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